John_hodgman

John Hodgman has a problem, and no, it's not an existential dilemma. However, he does need your help in eliminating his MySpace page and has already elicited the help of "the ingenious to the plain wily."  Why he would choose to escape the greasy clutches of Tom Anderson and Rupert Murdoch is beyond me, but here are some of the best solutions (and J.H.'s responses) so far:

BEING MEAN TO TOM (Annje)
"A fine idea, but surely there is nothing I can say to TOM that he hasn't already heard a 1000 times more meanly, and in 1337 no less?"

EVERYONE ELSE FLAGGING MY PICTURE AS INAPPROPRIATE (cpt joy)
"Captain Joy tried this, and myspace offered to report me as a sex offender. PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS."

See "Two Words: Nudie Pics" for the full entry.

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