May 14, 2007 12:20 pm
Dennis DiClaudio
Dennis DiClaudio
With Rudy Giuliani changing his position on every issue from minute to minute, it makes you wonder: Is there anything Rudy won't do to win your vote?
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"OW………MY HERNIA!!"
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OK I'll eat your baby, but that's it until dinner.
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