Patton
In the "Our Favorites" section at Funny or Die, Patton Oswalt bucks the trend of highlighting the funniest clips on the site and offers up reviews of some of the videos so poorly-rated, they've been exiled to The Crypt:

Slap

This film‚Äôs only comment calls it ‚Äúworse than rectal cancer‚Äù, which is ridiculous.  Rectal cancer is slightly worse than this film.  Although there may be less bleeding, and certainly no smashed produce.

For more reviews, check out the FoD homepage.

Embarrassing true fact: As I watched Slap, I immediately recognized the location as the campus of my alma mater, Eastern Michigan University (jealous?). And no, it didn't make the video any funnier.