
First, Mr. Showalter shares some helpful tips on how to totally nail that first date. So to speak.
Then, Mike from Hard 'N Phirm offers some personal pointers on taking your frenching skills to the next level.
And finally, if all else fails, you can always rely on good ol' Number One. (link via kottke. yikes.)

On my first date with showalter I got bit by a snake, so he sucked my gash.