At the risk of sounding like one of the folks in Elephant Larry's WHIT Radio sketch, the state of Top 40 hasn't been this dumb since Train dropped their "Drops of Jupiter" soy latte bomb in early 2001. With the likes of MIMS and 2.5 minute ode to lip gloss at the head, we can only pray for the swift return of R. Kelly's "Still Trapped in the Closet." Or better yet, peep this take on hip-hop video business acumen from the fine people who brought you Condilicious:

Note: this has nothing to do with Usher's 2004 single "Burn." Although we can dream.

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