When you woke up this morning, you might not have realized you would get to see the greatest thing ever in the history of the universe today, but here you are, on the cusp of seeing just that. Shot in 1986 (judging by the 60th-anniversary thing), this video appears to be something prepared by NBC for upfronts or some other internal use. But one thing is for sure: It's amazing. Marla Gibbs harmonizing with Alfonso Ribeiro. Nell Carter man-handling Soleil Moon-Frye. Bea Arthur's motherf*cking jacket!

If NBC knows what's good for it, they'll start putting together a parody/cover of this thing starring the casts of The Office, 30 Rock, Scrubs and My Name Is Earl toot sweet! Get on it, peacock!