posted by: Matt Tobey

Maher
Entertainment Weekly recently ran an interview with Bill Maher to promote his new HBO special and the upcoming new season of Real Time. As one might expect, politics were discussed:

Since you went on hiatus, [President Bush]'s been in trouble again, on Iraq at least.
But
"Will he change?" is the question. And I promise you he won't. And
the reason I know that is because the other day during his press
conference — did you see him talking about being loved? That's the sign
of death. Because when a president says, [imitates a Bush drawl] "Sure, everybody'd like to be loved,"
that means he's already written off the present. See, he's convinced
himself that the decisions he's making now — even though they're
getting him hated by everyone, including his own party — are going to
be seen as brave decisions in, you know, like, 5 million years. Way down the road.
That's what a genius he is, you see. Not recognized in his own
lifetime. He's like the Van Gogh of presidents — never sold one in his
lifetime, but wait!

For more with Maher, including some discussion of the new documentary he made with Borat-director Larry Charles, head over to EW.

Comments (5)

Posted by Alexander on March 3, 2009 at 2:18 am

This is for Bill the sissy Maher to send to Harvard and MIT and cal-tech and tell them how to read their telescopes because although this yaer is year of astronomy marking the 4tth hundred years of a person in netherland applying for a patent for the telescopes Harvard NASA MIT and cal-tech still can not rwead the telescope and the visual effects of looking at moving planets used to prove Einstein is right is just visual illusions and here is the proof and I dare anyone to prove me wrong
Einstein and Bill the sissy Maher using Einsteinj is not going to affect religeous people because it is a tradition and not going to elimnate tradition for a blunt.
Using Einstein to hit on religeous people!
All 100 000 physicists amount to nothing compared to country folks because einstein in nothing and here is the proof sissy
Planet Mercury 43"/century angular light aberrations along the line of sight
By Joe Nahhas

Abstract: Light aberrations equations along the line of sight gives results for the advance of perihelion rates of planets around their mother sun that are better than all published space-time physics and for Planet Mercury it is equal to 43".0 of an arc per century.

Location r ——–>>Exp (ỉ w t) ——–>> S= r Exp (ỉ w t)
Orbit r ——–>> light aberrations ——>> Visual Orbit S; Exp = Exponential

Areal velocity is constant: r² θ' =h Kepler's Law

We have h = 2π a b/T; b=a√ (1-ε²); a = mean distance value; ε = eccentricity
And r² θ'= h = S² w'

S = r exp (ỉ wt); h = [r² Exp (2iwt)] w'=r²θ'
And w' = (θ') exp [-2(ỉ wt)]

Then w'= (h/r²) [cosine 2(wt) - ỉ sine 2(wt)] = (h/r²) [1- 2sine² (wt) - ỉ sin 2(wt)]
And w' = w'(x) + ỉ w'(y); w'(x) = (h/r²) [1- 2sine² (wt)]

Δ w'= w'(x) – (h/r²) = - 2(h/r²) sine² (wt) = - 2(h/r²) (v/c) ² v/c=sine wt
And (h/ r²) (Perihelion/Periastron) = [2πa.a√ (1-ε²)]/Ta² (1-ε) ²= [2π√ (1-ε²)]/T (1-ε) ²
Δ w' = [w'(x) – h/r²] = -4π {[√ (1-ε²)]/T (1-ε) ²} (v/c) ² radian per second

x {[180/π;degrees]x[100years=36526days;century]x[3600;seconds in degree]

Δ w" = (-720×36526x3600/T) {[√ (1-ε²]/ (1-ε) ²} (v/c) ² seconds of arc per century

The circumference of an ellipse: 2πa (1 - ε²/4 + 3/16(ε²)²- –.) ≈ 2πa (1-ε²/4); R =a (1-ε²/4) v=√ [G m M / (m + M) a (1-ε²/4)] ≈ √ [GM/a (1-ε²/4)]; m<<M; Solar system

Advance of Perihelion of mercury.

G=6.673×10^-11; M=2×10^30kg; m=.32×10^24kg
ε = 0.206; T=88days; c = 299792.458 km/sec; a = 58.2km/sec

Calculations yields:
v =48.14km/sec; [√ (1- ε²)] (1-ε) ² = 1.552
Δ w”= (-720×36526x3600/88) x (1.552) (48.14/299792)²=43.0”/century

Joenahhas1958@yahoo.com all right reserved


Posted by Bill Maher sightings By Darwin! on March 3, 2009 at 2:08 am

If Bill Maher ride Einstein's time traveler machine because he likes Einstein and drill a hole in time and go in time reverse or forward to the Past compared to " back to the future" Make-beleive Einstein's confusion of Physics what would Bill Maher become
1- Ape accoring to Darwin?
2- A Winner imporved who hits more on religous people
3- stay as is a sissy hitting on religous people
4 Be Brave and Take on Harvard MIT Cal-Tech and NASA who said that his he can ride einstein's time amchine and go see his great great..
Great Gradpa Bill Maher senior senior senior Ape!


Posted by Alexander Nahhas on February 8, 2009 at 1:02 am

Einstein's Physics Dollar Store on Campus
MIT Harvard Cal-Tech
Sponsored by NASA
Why Relativity theory is not Physics and why Einstein's "thought" = 0
Walking the walk and talking the talk taking on all space-time confusion of physics by
MIT Harvard and Cal-Tech and all other Physics dollar stores departments
And why LHC burned itself

Visual Effects and the confusions of "Modern" physics

r ——— Light sensing of moving objects ——- S
Actual object—– Light ——— Visual object
r - ——-cosine (wt) + i sine (wt) - S = r [cosine (wt) + i sine (wt)]
Newton– Kepler's time visual effects — Time dependent Newton
Particle ————– Visual effects ——————– Wave

Line of Sight: r cosine wt

r ——————- r cosine (wt) line of sight light aberrations

A moving object with velocity v will be visualized by
light sensing through an angle (wt);w = constant and t= time
Also, sine wt = v/c; cosine wt = √ [1-sine² (wt) = √ [1-(v/c) ²]

A visual object moving with velocity v will be seen as S

S = r [cosine (wt) + i sine (wt)] = r Exp [i wt]; Exp = Exponential

S = r [√ [1-(v/c) ²] + ỉ (v/c)] = S x + i S y

S x = Visual along the line of sight = r [√ [1-(v/c) ²]

This Equation is special relativity length contraction formula
And it is just the visual effects caused by light aberrations of a
moving object along the line of sight.

In a right angled velocity triangle A B C: Angle A = wt; angle B = 90°; Angle C = 90° -wt
AB = hypotenuse = c; BC = opposite = v; CA= adjacent = √ [1-(v/c) ²]


Posted by joe nahhas on February 5, 2009 at 6:10 am

Bill the sissy maher
It is time you take on Intellegent corrupt people of MIT Cal-Tech Harvard Stanford Nasa..because taking on little brains like republicans is weak
At top ten PHD Gradutes colleges they teach Einstein and that you can WEED your way to time Travel and Teach Darwin who said that you can Smoke Einstein,s Blunts in reverse and meet your Apes.
The question is how many Apes offspings with PHDs met their parents?
It is time you show some intellegence.
Pat Robertson did less damage than Einstein
Einstein throw experimentation and replaced it with day dreaming "thought" experimentation and created the magic sock to say anything publish anything based on nothing and get paid for it.
I am so impressed!
Saying anything publishing anything based on nothing for grant money is at least 51% of modern science


Posted by jerell on July 23, 2007 at 4:48 pm

More like the Roy Liechtenstein of Presidents. He likes purdy colors and dots.


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