July 24th 10:40AM by
Kittenpants
Quote of the Day: Mike Birbiglia
On dieting and orgies:
"Whenever I tell people I'm dieting they're like, 'What are you talking about? You don’t need to diet… that much.'
"And it's true — I'm not the kind of guy who has a huge weight problem. But I am the kind of guy who could really put the brakes on an orgy. Everyone would be like, 'Was he invited?'
"I've never been to an orgy. I feel like it would be like what happens when I try and play pickup basketball; like, no one passes me the ball. Everyone asks me to keep my shirt on…"
From Mike's reel at birbigs.com
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