August 14th 3:36PM by
Kittenpants
Quote of the Day: Wanda Sykes
On flying in Spielberg's private jet:
"Look at this sh-t! This is how these people roll! They don‚Äôt go through the regular airport. They go through the private airport. And not just to the airport, but to the f–king jet. I got out of the car and I was on some carpet. Five steps on this carpet and I‚Äôm on this f–king plane. And I‚Äôm like, look at this. This is crazy.
"And I kind of wish I had brought a gun. Because that would have been cool to fly with it. I was like, I wish I had a gun and a kilo of coke right now. Just because I can.
"Spielberg has a DVD collection on the jet. And when they gave me the library list, I was like, wouldn’t it be funny if I open this and it’s all E.T. and one copy of The Color Purple?"
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