Here at the CC Insider, we get a lot of email from our users with valuable feedback on how we can stop f**king around and start giving the people what they really want to see. And let's be honest, we can't read every one, but every week we get some gems that we have to pass on to Executive Insider, our beloved leader for his thoughts. Every week on Thursday he'll be greenlighting some of your ideas*, so who knows, this could be your big shot!

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“I enjoy The Daily Show and The Colbert Report but both could be improved with the addition of a resident doggerel poet. To wit:

Senator Craig is from Idaho
And I think it is a bit unfair
He should be from Wisconsin
Where he could enjoy the dairy air.

Have a good weekend‚Äù — Harry

Why hello there, Harry-aire… Ha! Get it? I absolutely agree with you that, while the The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are hilarious, amazing programs, there’s just something about them that isn’t quite, what’s the best phrase… 17th century enough. Sure, satire skewing our both the news and the way our news media reports is one thing, but whatever happened to those old classics that comedy can never, ever, ever, ever abandon, no matter what?

"I hope some one says what needs to be said: 1) That Rove is resigning in order to avoid certain legal responsibilities with regards to his behavior and 2) That he is now guilty of "cutting and running".

Why do I not hear anyone saying that Karl is a cut and run guy??" — Joel

I’ve noticed over the past months that people frequently as me why a certain joke hasn’t been heard on our station. As you might guess, for a network that purports to be about comedy, this is simply inexcusable. But with a finite number of hours in a broadcast day, how is it that we can make sure that every joke that could possibly be thought of makes it onto our channel? Well, I put our research department on it, and they’ve come up with an ingenious solution. At all times during our normal broadcast, we’re also broadcasting, at super high and low frequencies and endless stream of all other jokes that exist, thereby multiplying our joke delivery by an order of magnitude. We call it Comedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Central.

So, to get to your specific point, Joel, on why you didn’t hear anyone saying that “Karl is a cut and run guy,” I’d say that even if you missed it, your dog certainly didn’t.

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