September 10th 2:58PM by
Kittenpants
Quote of the Day: Brian Posehn
On sh*tting his pants:
"… I lied to my new friend's mom, 'I think your dog went to the bathroom in the changing room.' She looked in and figured out my situation. It looked nothing like dog poop, it was clearly a double portion of human soft serve surrounded by my wet foot prints.
"I stopped freaking out when I saw the sweet, understanding look on her face. It was this unspoken thing, but I could tell my secret was safe with her. I even cleaned it up once I got dry, which cemented my guilt, why would I pick up their dog shit? Her son and my other new friends had no idea that they had missed on a perfect opportunity to ridicule me. What a cool mom, I should send her a card next Mothers Day."
Read the whole story on Brian's MySpace blog
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