December 18th 11:35AM
Patton Oswalt on Alvin and the Chipmunks
On his MySpace blog last week, Patton Oswalt hilariously addressed hipster allegations that the new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie engaged in forcible sexual intercourse with anyone's childhood:
"for people to whine and bitch about the movie ruining their childhoods
is even more disgusting. The only way the ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
movie is ruining your childhood is if you're 70 years old, or retarded.
In fact, if you liked Alvin and the Chipmunks to BEGIN with, maybe you
need your childhood raped."
Amen!
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Hear hear! Mama, don't your babies grow up to be chipmunks!