
You might remember Steve Byrne as the first host of Blue's Clues, but you remember wrong, dummy. That's Steve Burns. Steve Byrne is a stand-up comedian who's going to be appearing in an hour-long Comedy Central special sometime in the next couple months. If you're dying to know more about this guy who's never appeared on Blue's Clues, Punchline Magazine is your new best friend. They've got a new interview up with Byrne. Here's an excerpt:
If you weren't doing comedy, what other job would you be doing?
I
don't think I could do anything else. I had a lot of shitty jobs out of
college. I sold kitchen knives door to door. I'd be like, ‘Hey could I
come in and show you knives? I'm a complete stranger, but let me bring
knives into your home.’ I worked at a buffalo wings place; I washed
cars; I was a waiter, a cook. I worked the night shift at a grocery
store. But now I can wear whatever I want, I can swear or drink at work
and the only prerequisite is that I have to be humorous.
For more, head over to Punchline for Steve Byrne: Byrne Center.
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