January 24th 4:04PM by
comedy central insider
Professor C.H. Dalton on Racism
C.H. Dalton is the fake professor author of A Practical Guide to Racism, a new book that is a parody of racism. (Ed: seriously, this was the best sentence we could come up with to describe this book.)
ANYway, this is a pretty funny excerpt from the book, from a section on Gypsies: Common Gypsy Grifts. This was our favorite:
THE ZOLTAR MACHINE
Frustrated by his small stature, a young boy asks a Gypsy machine to
make him "big" in exchange for money. When the mark wakes up the next
day, he is a grown man, but this soon grows tiresome, and there is no
way to change back. Needless to say, the Zoltar machine keeps the
nickel.
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