eric march
What do Robert Redford, Mo Rocca and Kim Jong-il have in common? According to the good folks at Cracked:
Take a man. Add eye work (unisex glasses if eye wear is needed) and Botox. Mix in a bad haircut or unfashionably long hair–if possible a dye job. A little doughy-ness doesn't hurt, either. Have a weakness for turtlenecks and by all means fight aging like it's a battle you can win if you try just a little harder, and there you have it: The winning formula to become a man who looks like an old lesbian.
Some believe the tradition is as old as time itself. Others believe the phenomenon is more recent, originating as a tribute to America's most Amazonian Secretary of State. But in either case, you can read Cracked's list of the top 25 of all time here.
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