An Anal Salute to Novelty Technology
Gizmodo brought to our attention the hilarity of this genuine novelty clock that simulates the sound of flatulence on the hour, except at night (leave that duty to your bunk buddy). Such genius shouldn't be relegated to timepieces alone. Here are more things that deserve a fart upgrade:
Copy Machines – Raise you co-workers' morale with a burst of explosive sound accompanying every sheet. That's one poot per CPM!
Caulking Guns – The next time you need to shoot hot, steaming caulk into a crack, give your project that extra auditory garnish.
Car Horns – Imagine the increase in quality of life if the streets of our major metropolises were punctuated by a chorus of power flatulence.
Dancing Hamsters – The novelty of a singing rodent homage to MC Hammer isn't enough for your daily smile fix? Why not combine two modern wonders into a single testament to human industry?
Butt Out Deer Anus Remover – If you must gut the entrails of your hunting harvest in one fell swoop, it might as well have a soundtrack.
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