I work three kinds of Asian languages you say "great"

伟大
素晴らしい
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Anyway, my buddies and I are forming a group "The Infected 7" We all have flu like symptoms and are contacting "stars" such as yourself to see which show of your competions you would like us to sit on. We will space ourselves within the audience to maximize the most amount of health damage. People go home, get viiolently ill and remember ohhhhh that's right I was at Jon's show and that SOB next to me was hacking away.

It's OK, I accept your apology. Send me four tickets for the remaining Philly shows: shawnmc6@msn.com

Thanks in advance for your capitulation!

THANKYOU

Just feelin' a little left aht of yer show,

a real Pittsburger.

Should be fun to take some good photos!

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Welcome to Philadelphia! I saw you on Larry King Live last night discussing places to go and eat while you are here. I'd like to extend an invitation to you to join us at the Pyramid Club for breakfast or lunch. The Pyramid Club is a private club located on the 52nd Floor of the Mellon Bank Center. The views of the City are unmatched.

—Gwen

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Thanks for comming to philly and helping put the candidates and election in perspective. this country takes all this stuff so personal. And then so do the candidates. We all know that close elections are decided by our Supreme Court which is pretty much run by a group of people who will thumb their nose at the popular vote if given the chance. They will vote with their firearms and not their hearts or conscious. Hope I get to see you. Thought your comments to Larry K tonight where quite insightful. He probably would have saved time and money if he tried polygamy as opposed to multiple monagamy. Will be standing by tomorrow and wednesday.

Monte Grossman

Guess what, my name is Steven, too. But I spell it with a "V". I bet you wish you were me. Oh that's right, I can sound like you, too.

Ok, joking aside…lets get serious…tickets to your show, this would be a great opportunity for you to have me and my fiancee on your show since we both live in philly and now you're in philly. She is a PhD student and I'm a medical student so "Yes" we are very boring people but after we were on your show we wouldn't be boring anymore…sounds like your choice is simple…we'll be waiting for our tickets.

Thanks,

Steven