Me: When all is said and done, what do you think will be the best thing to have come from George W. Bush's presidency?

You: The abolition of slavery?

Me: No, that was Abraham Lincoln. You're terrible with history.

You: The defeat of the Martian Frankensteins in The Battle of Southeast Uranus?

Me: No, that will be Xarglon Laserbrain, our 961st president. You're great with seeing the future.

You: Ooh, I know. Is it Will Ferrell's impression?

Me: Yes, Goldilocks, that's the one.



[Via Indecision 2008]

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