G. Xavier Robillard
A fundamentalist Hindu website has posted a helpful table showing exactly how much religious torment you'll enjoy in the afterlife for having anything to do with Mike Meyers' new film The Love Guru.
Apparently, the makers of the film will spend 1000 years in the second region of Hell, whereas anyone who just watches it without understanding the spiritual impact will only spend 100 years in the Nether Region. They don't talk about whose nether regions – that could make the punishment very, very different.
They missed a few obvious punishments:
Thinking So I Married An Axe Murderer Was Underrated:
Every time
you go to Blockbuster to rent the movie, the store will be closed
Realizing that the word Guru is really funny when you say it over and
over
17 years in Hell OR 25 years answering customer service
calls in Hyderabad
Admitting that Justin Timberlake (appearing in Love Guru) is actually pretty talented
100 years staring at his nether region
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