When you're a non-coastal city, you've got to pull out all the stops to get the country's attention. For example, out here in Detroit, we can't just have a mayor who fucks around. No, if we want people to take notice, we've got to have a mayor who turns fucking around into a city-wide conspiracy with police cover-ups, whistle-blowers, perjury and hilariously incriminating text-messages. It's hard work, but last night, it all paid off:




Of course that's only the tip of the iceberg. They didn't even mention that the whole thing started with a dead stripper. Suck on that, Eliot Spitzer and Jim McGreevey!

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