May 9th 5:10PM
Patton Oswalt Probably Up to Some Comedic-Type Shenanigans
In today's Philebrity — your only source for M. Night Shyamalan baby mama rumors — a reader writes in with this nugget:
Any idea why I just saw Patton Oswalt in full mime white face and an Iggles jersery at the corner of 8th and Passyunk with a camera crew?
Actually, yes. And I'm forbidden to give details. But word has come down from our corporate overlords at Viacom that we are all expected to swear allegiance (you have not experienced exasperation until you have had to fill out all 59 pages of a corporate blood oath) to a highly secret operation called: King of Queens: The Orion Project. Let's just say that you will be seeing Patton Oswalt everywhere before too long.
How's that for furtive denial!
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I just read this blog post that I think might have the answer:
/cc_insider/2008/04/wanna-be-in-a-p.html
However, I've heard tell that the particular blog I linked to may be disreputable.