The always intrepid No Fact Zone posted about Plates for Parkinson's, a charity auction for the Parkinson Society Maritime Region that featured a series of celebrity autographed flatware.  Stephen Colbert's offering nabbed a respectable $255 after 30 bids:

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Considering Neil Patrick Harris "only" managed to command a cool $150, this speaks volumes about Stephen's pull. It's understandable that Pittsburgh Penguins hockey phenom Sidney Crosby's plate at $685 and Muhammad Ali's at $1,230 would beat Stephen's (The Champ has the disease, after all), but your second place finisher?That would be Dakota Fanning:

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I mean, what the fuck, I know it's for charity, but $810.10? She didn't even bother to paint the interior. Is that supposed to be a statement? What is wrong with you people?

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