It doesn't get any more fake exciting than this!

Today, two states that really couldn't have anything less to do with
one another will have their say in choosing between the black dude and
the white chick.

Which one will the latte-drinking, poetry-writing, vegetarian
stoners pick? And who is the candidate of choice for toothless,
bourbon-swilling banjo prodigies?

Tonight, all will be revealed!

So check in with Indecision 2008's Oretucky Primary LiveBlog throughout the night to get all your election
coverage from the last place in the world that you should ever get your
election coverage.

Also…
Barack Obama's Birdbrained Supporters Will Believe Anything They Hear
Please Stop Bothering War Hero John McCain With Unrelated Questions
Hillary Clinton's In It To Not Win It

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