From Indecision 2008

Despite kidney stones, arthritis and those jowls, it looks like the Republican candidate (to-be, I get it) is as fit as a fiddle.

Seems like Jon can't get enough of that ass. Oh yeahhh…

Also…
Andy Borowitz: Bush Refuses to Read McClellan's Book, Calling It "A Book"
Ron Paul Refuses to Go Away
Rupert Murdoch Endorsing… Barack Obama?