Cartman to Protest Dem Convention?
In what has to be a case of either Fox News getting punk'd or liberal protesters drinking too much bong-water, the Fair and Balanced network has a story up about activists who fear the urban-legendary "crap-cannon" will be used against them at the upcoming Democratic National Convention in Denver:
Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound
frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.Mark Cohen, co-founder of Re-create 68, an alliance of local
activists working for the protection of first amendment rights, said he believes
this could be deployed at the convention in August to subdue crowds.“We know this weapon and weapons like it have been used at other
large protests before,” he said.Cohen, who described Brown Note as a “sonic weapon used to disrupt
people’s equilibrium,” cited eyewitness accounts of its use during free-trade
agreement protests in Miami in 2003.
Let's hope the brown-note works against any unruly demonstrators, because I'd hate to see the cops bust out the gay bomb.
For a video clip of the last genius who proclaimed the veracity of the Brown Note, click past the jump.
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