Rep. Robert Wexler Returning to Colbert Report
Representative Robert Wexler returns to The Colbert Report this Thursday to promote his new book, Fire-Breathing Liberal: How I Learned to Survive (And Thrive) in the Contact Sport of Congress. As The Hill reports, back in 2004, Wexler got into hot water after implying he breathed in more than just fire. While complying with Stephen Colbert’s instructions, Wexler stated, "I enjoy cocaine because it’s a fun thing to do." Wexler then continued adhering to Colbert’s requests, adding, "I enjoy the company of prostitutes… because it’s a fun thing to do."
I, for one, am sick and tired of politicians saying one thing and doing another. In his entire term representing the 19th district of Florida, not once has Wexler been caught enjoying cocaine or prostitutes! Instead, Wexler squandered tax payer’s time and money on such important issues like The Sunshine in Litigation Act, which prevents dangerously defective toys and automobile parts from reaching American consumers. In fact, the closest Wexler has even come to employing a streetwalker was when he voted to help small businesses gain access to investment capital.
Not very honest, Representative Wexler! If Representative Wexler is even your real name! Call us when you start snorting coke and boning hookers, or at the very least lying about it like the rest of Congress.
To see what lies Wexler cooks up next, tune into his interview with The Colbert Report this Thursday at 11:30 pm. And to watch Wexler's first appearance, click past the jump.
-Gonzalo Cordova
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