posted by: comedy central insider

From Indecision 2008

Looks like Barack Obama is attempting to capture some of the voting block that propelled George W. Bush into the White House eight years ago…

Reaching out to evangelical voters, Democratic
presidential candidate Barack Obama is announcing plans that would
expand President Bush's program steering federal social service dollars to religious groups and — in a move sure to cause controversy — support their ability to hire and fire based on faith.

This is bullshit! Why is Obama pandering to these people? I don't
want my tax money going to groups that center their belief systems
around magical thinking and fictional superheros who live in the sky!
This is exactly the kind of nonsense that has made the past seven years
so unbearable. I just think think that–

Excuse me. I'm being called into my boss' office. I'll finish this post in a minute…

I'm back. Where was I? Oh yeah, I was discussing Barack Obama's
wonderful idea of reaching out to the good people of the religiously
upright moral community. Good for you, Mr. Obama!

And may all of our God fearing readers and their heterosexual friends be forever washed in the blood of the Lamb.

Amen.

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Comments (1)

Posted by davey glad on July 3, 2008 at 7:34 am

Obama is a politician who will stop at nothing to get the job as president of the USA. He like all politicians jerksoff too much (or not enough, one or the other). He is riding the media hype. Look at all of his changing political views as senator and now as candidate. What an asshole!!!!!!!


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