posted by: G. Xavier Robillard

I thought you might like a little pre-game of Independence Day before you blow your nuts off trying to light an M80 and you can't figure out how to use the childproof lighter.

From Quiet Library, via Punchline Magazine. Now Go Fourth, people, and remember all the things that make this country great: Barbecues, traffic jams, gas prices that force you to sell your mother for organ harvesting so you can get to those barbecues, Will Smith movies (yeah, that one), and most importantly, Busty Heart

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