Play Money: The Name of the Game
Indecision2008 has just introduced an addictive new economy simulation game called Money: The Name of the Game.
The game's really fun and it's as close as you or I will ever get to wielding vast power and wealth. How do I know? Because if you were wealthy, you'd be on the rich-people Internet instead of this unwashed general population network we call the World Wide Web. I mean, I know this blog is great, but it can't compete with websites that allow you to have sex with real live unicorns. That's what they have on their Internet. Ask any rich person. They'll push you in a mud-puddle and step on you to get into their diamondcopter first, but they'll confirm it. Then they'll fly off to the orphan store to stock up on monocles.
You're probably wondering why they wouldn't go to the monocle store for monocles and the orphan store for orphans, and that's exactly why you'll never get to have sex with a unicorn.
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