July 9, 2008 5:16 pm
Matt Tobey
Matt Tobey
If you saw An Inconvenient Truth, you already know that in the future, the earth's shirt-levels will be so drastically depleted that most humans will evolve into Matthew McConaugheys. For now though, multiple-McConaugheys are only science-fiction, and they can stay that way for a long time if Congress would just allow drilling for shirts in the Alaskan National Wildlife Reserve. You can read more about it in my new book, How I Stretched Out This Shirt/Oil Analogy Joke for an Entire Paragraph.
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