Tracy Morgan Is Rod Serling
You’re traveling through to another [place]. A [same place], not only of sight and sound, but of [noun]. A journey into a [adjective] land whose boundaries are that of [noun]. Next step, [TV show]!
You’re traveling through to another mammal house. A mammal house, not only of sight and sound, but of monkey doo doo! A journey into a penisy land whose boundaries are that of birth of Satan! Next step, Scare Tactics!!!
"Scaring people is funny!" says Tracy Morgan, the new host of Scare Tactics, a sick fusion of Candid Camera and Twilight Zone. "It's because I guess it's not happening to me…" So true, Tracy, so true.
Imagine yourself as a nurse in a hospital. You get pulled into a room where a woman is in labor. You hold her hand, while a huge sinister preacher eyes you from another room. Doctors rush in as woman cries in pain. She squeezes out something…it’s a 28 inch Satan baby that demands you praise it!!! You’re scared to death.
But watching this happen to someone else, suddenly dread is replaced by hilarity. And who better than the dreadfully hilarious Tracy Morgan? "I'm a big fan, long-time fan of 'The Twilight Zone,' so this is my rendition of Rod Sterling…"
So if you’re prepared for a sassy, funny, black Rod Sterling hosting a sci-fi reality show, watch Scare Tactics! People will get wood-chipped, and you will laugh your ass off!
-Amit Ashraf
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