Republican Presidential nominee John McCain took a shot at rival Barack Obama's health care plan in a Missouri town hall meeting yesterday…

"My friends, we've seen this movie before," McCain said. "It was called 'HillaryCare' back in 1993, and we're not going to do it again. We're not going to have the government take over the health care system in America."

I have to say I'm a little lost here. I don't remember that movie.
Was that the one in black and white where the Germans killed all the
Jews? Yeah that's not much of a health care plan. Oh, that was Schindler's List?

Well, was it the one about the dinosaur park? No? Oh, I got it! The
one where Tom Hanks falls for long distance Meg Ryan! But I thought
that was called Sleepless in Seattle?

I'm sorry, I just don't remember that Hillarycare movie
from '93, but it was a tough time for me. We lost our medical coverage
and I spent most of the year waiting in line at the free clinic for
insulin.