July 24th 4:58PM
Recognized Birthday, Michael Richards!
Is it still racist to wish Michael Richards a happy birthday? I can never tell. Either way, he's 59 today and I am not a racist.
I should probably just play it safe and wish Anna Paquin a happy
birthday. She may not be known for comedy (although The Piano was
hilarious), but she is my girlfriend, so
please indulge me while I take this opportunity to wish her a happy
26th.
Other girlfriends of mine celebrating a birthday today include, but are not limited to, Jennifer Lopez, Lynda Carter, Kadeem Hardison and Amelia Earhart. I love you guys!
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This is all you guys need to know about that lame cocksucker of a man, Mike Richards. Here is the link you want to read and it will set you all straight about that ugly moron faggot fuckface cunt known as Mike Richards. Cheers!
http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/Commentary/Michael_Richards_Freemason.htm
I LOVE KRAMER!! HE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever since you tried to steal Kadeem Hardison from me. Slut.
Also, since when am I not your girlfriend?
I'll never forgive Anna Paquin for choosing to genetically de-mutantize herself.