I've said it before and I'll say it again: Dreams are funny. One time I dreamed I was sent to a prison where I was kept in a perpetual state of starvation and never allowed to see my family again. I still haven't stopped laughing. But this Onion News Network cooking segment is even funnier than that. As with all things Onion, it's the nuanced details that really put it over the top.
Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream