The second season of Lewis Black's Root of All Evil doesn't start until tomorrow, but we've got the beginning to show you right now. It's Andy Daly and Patton Oswalt giving their opening arguments in the case of Ultimate Fighting v. Bloggers and is funnier than a sass-talking old lady hitting a squirrel in the balls with a banana peel.

You must mean "Mixed Martial Artist".
I can't wait to find out how evil I am.
(I'm an ultimate fighter.)