What's on Orrin Hatch's Head?
From Indecision 2008…
Spotted! An exciting Washington celebrity was recently caught on film by Congressional Confidential's roving team of ex-Senate Pages with camera phones!
Who: Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT).
Where: Boston's Logan International Airport.
Doing What: Reading a book (presumably his autographed copy of The Audacity of Hope).
Beyond the most obvious question — "Wait, Orrin Hatch is still
alive?" — you're probably wondering about the Senator's unusual
fashion accessory: The giant red splotch on the side of his head!
Now we could tell you the origin of the splotch, but to be perfectly
honest, it's pretty boring. That's why we want you to decide what
suddenly made the Senator's cranium redder than the 1984 electoral vote
map.
Is he returning home from a Mikhail Gorbachev look-a-like contest (which he lost to Larry Craig)? Is he trying to introduce bindis to the Mormon faith? Did he step on a rake deftly planted by Senate prankster Russ Feingold (D-WI)? Or is it none of the above?
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