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AP reports that Cheech and Chong are reuniting after a long bitter feud. "Hey, What's That Smell" will be their first comedy tour in over 25 years. As exciting as this news is, it is with equal glee that I've been scanning the headlines that are dank and sticky with bad pot jokes:
"Now that their feud is up in smoke, Cheech and Chong are high on plans to reunite for their first comedy tour" –Associated Press
"Cheech and Chong Buds Again" –E! Online
"Cheech, Chong fire up comedy tour" –Variety
It seems to me the headline writers weren't working hard enough. Here are some suggestions for future Cheech, Chong stories:
"Cheech and Chong embrace the medical marijuana of laughter and smoke the maximum legal amount per person of chronic comedy."
"The bongwater gets changed as Cheech and Chong renter the hydroponic garden of comedy Eden and launch a reunion tour."
"Cheech and Chong have dumped the spent ashes from the bowl of enmity and repacked the vaporizer of harmony."
"Cheech and Chong cut the stems of bitterness and roll the fatty of forgiveness."
"Comedy tour for Cheech and Chong will rock Bakersfield CA, Blunt SD, Weed NY and Killer Green Bud, VT."