ColbertspiderTVGuide.com reports on Stephen Colbert's new spider. Jason Bond of East Carolina University will be naming a trap door spider after Stephen Colbert on this Wednesday's The Colbert Report:

Next Wednesday, East Carolina University biologist Jason Bond, who specializes in creepy-crawlies, will appear on the show to introduce Colbert's namesake, Aptostichus stephencolberti…

I wish I had an animal named after me. If I did, it would be a cooler animal, like a dragon or a unicorn. If they aren't real, how do you explain I've met both? And that was way before I was diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic, so don't even try to throw that in my face!

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