Robin Williams Launches New Tour

Robin Williams is going on tour for the first time in 6 years, with all-new material.
The tour is called Weapons of Self-Destruction, which is a bitchin' homage to his occasionally troubled life. Giving his rock star-like past he might want to team up with Guns 'N' Roses and call the tour Weapons of Appetite for Destruction. Or Robin 'N' Roses.
The tour will focus on new material, like his AARP membership and social security checks. He'll also talk about his struggles with drug abuse, rehab, and the recent split with his wife, will be sponsored by various interested parties, including the government of Colombia, Shady Grove Detox Center, and Morgan and Morgan, Divorce Lawyers.
[via Punchline]
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