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August 14th 12:48PM by Matt Tobey

Ernest Borgnine's Secret to Longevity and Viral Video

Here I thought being an Oscar winner was the only thing I had in common with Ernest Borgnine.

I'd say I'm probably going to live to be a million, but let's be realistic. In a few years the only thing I'll be masturbating is my robot overlord.

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