August 15, 2008 10:27 am
Matt Tobey
Matt Tobey
Listen, when I bought an iPhone, I bought it because I wanted a phone that can do everything. Last time I checked, "everything" includes web-browsing, Sudoku, streaming pornography and, yes, murdering me. You have to just take the good with the bad. My iPhone might kill me, but it'll give my next of kin directions to the nearest funeral parlor when its done.
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