Gonzalo Cordova
While traversing Craigslist for jobs (of the blow or hand variety, of course) I came across an amazing new opportunity to be on a "Nat'l TV show."
Are you an adult who loves High School Musical? Nat’l TV show wants you!
I am adult! I love being on TV! I can pretend to know what High School Musical is!
Do you and your friends discuss which of you is a Gabriella or Sharpay the same way you used to talk about which one of you is a Carrie or a Samantha?
Oh, yeah. I totally used to talk about which one of me was a Carrie and which one of me was a Samantha, but now I totally talk about being a Gabby or a Sharpie. "Write Out Loud," right? That's what Sharpie totally always says.
Are you trying to find a kid just to use as an excuse to go see the newest movie?
Whenever anyone catches me trying to find kids I always say I'm just treating them to a movie. This is so me!
Whether you keep your High School Musical love under wraps or you tell everyone you know, we want to hear about your obsession!
Okay, but if I tell you all my obsessions you have to promise not to freak out like my psychiatrists. Seriously, that guy was a total Gabriela!
Do you know all the words to all the songs in both High School Musical movies…but you aren’t a child or tween?
I'm really more in between a teen and an adult. Is that a twadult? Yeah, I'm a twadult! Please let me be on your show! I will do the best job ever (of the blow or hand variety, of course).
The full Craigslist listing can be read here.
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thank you, todd! I'll keep an eye out for good ol' Chris. Although I have to point out it's Chris Hansen who did the To Catch a Predator segments, not Matthews. You really don't want to piss of Chris Hansen- that guy is for serious.
Gonzalo, glad to see that Matt is still letting you post even after his glorious return. Hysterical. I'm pretty sure, though, that Chris Matthews from Dateline NBC will be at the audition ready to take down all the twadults, so watch out.