Norm Macdonald's Roast of Bob Saget: The Complete Outtakes
Of all the things at The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget, none was perhaps more divisive than Norm Macdonald's set. Some thought it was smart, subversive and hilarious, while others… didn't. Well, now, for the first time ever, you can see Norm's complete uncensored act in its entirety Norm's outtakes from the show, so you can truly judge for yourself. [Ed. Note: Originally, I mistakenly billed this as Norm's complete set. It is, in fact, the complete outtakes, everything that didn't air. However, if you saw the broadcast and these clips, you have now seen the complete set. My apologies for unintentionally misleading.]
Parts 2 and 3 are after the jump, along with a hot-tempered point/counter-point about Norm between Gonzalo Cordova and me.
Matt: Hey, Gonzalo, I have a feeling you'll take issue with this, but I think Norm Macdonald's set was the funniest part of the Roast.
Gonzalo: I have a feeling you'll take issue with this as well, but I think the Norm Macdonald set was the funniest thing as well.
Gonzalo: WHA?
Matt: Oh boy.
Gonzalo: This is a pickle.
Matt: A major pickle.
Gonzalo: We can't do a point counter point if there is no counter point.
Matt: It's more like point-point. And pointing is rude.
Gonzalo: When you point one finger at someone, you point three fingers at yourself.
Matt: We need to disagree about something or this is going to be the worst point/counter-point ever. Um… I thought Norm's set was really ballsy. Agree or disgagree?
Gonzalo: I thought it was gutsy. Not ballsy.
Matt: Now we're talking.
Matt: You idiot.
Gonzalo: You is the idiot! For one thing, guts are cooler. Balls can get hurt easily
Matt: Your counter-pointing skills are keen, I'll give you that.
Gonzalo: I've never seen a zombie eat balls. They eat guts because guts are delicious. And just trust me on this- balls taste like ass. Both of which i've tried.
Matt: A zombie movie about zombies eating balls would be great though. Agree or disagree?
Gonzalo: I disagree. I've seen that movie
Matt: Two Weeks Notice?
Gonzalo: I think it was actually called Failure to Launch. It was really bad- no one ever launched
Matt: Sounds terrifying. Though accurately titled.
Gonzalo: I was hoping it was like anti-marketing. Kind of like Norm's anti-comedy.
Matt: You know what would've made it better? Norm Macdonald.
Gonzalo: He would have launched
Matt: He would have launched the shit out of it.
Matt: We're back to point/point.
Gonzalo: I would have rather seen Henry Fonda picking blueberroes.
Matt: Oh, there's something we disagree on. I think blueberries are spelled with an "i" not an "o"
Gonzalo: I disagree- I think there is no "I" in blueberry.
Matt: Damn. You got me again. I'm terrible at this. I think you've won this point/counter-point. I concede that Norm Macdonald was the funniest part of the Roast.
Gonzalo: I disagree- I think he was the funniest thing that ever lived.
Matt: And now I die…
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