Does Zach Galifianakis Have a Twitter?

You thought Stephen Colbert had a Twitter, and we all know how that turned out, so I'm going to go ahead and maintain a heavy amount of skepticism regarding the Zach Galifianakis Twitter. Nonetheless, it's kind of worth reading, because whether it's Zach posting or not, they're genuine Galifianakisisms (No, spell-check, not "Egalitarianism"). It just might be that a fan is posting bits from his act, which is all well and good until they start Tweeting links to their multi-level marketing business. Anyway, here are a few recent Tweets:

Do you remember that kid that had sex with
his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He
died from high-fiving. 

What was it that Noam Chomsky said about eating pussy?  

I had dyslexia as a child, and I used to write about it in my dairy. 

I want to open a cross-dressing store called "Susan B. Anthony." 

[Via Lianablog]