August 22, 2008 10:58 am
Matt Tobey
Matt Tobey
Who would be Barack Obama's worst running-mate? It's probably this one burn-out named Mike that I went to high school with. I don't even know why anyone is considering him. He'll just spend all day sniffing paint fumes in the closet of the Lincoln Bedroom and randomly giving diplomats two for flinching. Don't do it, Senator Obama!
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I guess in the dark ages of comedy, you would go to a club launch a bunch of stink bombs like these and discover how badly they sucked. Now instead of doing that in front of a small crowd comedians get to test material in front of the whole world. Not a bad gig if you can get it I suppose
They are the writers for comedy central.
Are you sure this isn't VH1. this is fkn garbage
Colbert still wont invite a furry onto his show. I wonder if he just doesnt know how to deal with us. =P
Making fun of McCain pretending he can't raise his arms IS funny though. He really can raise his arms- there is photographic proof. He's a liar
Making fun of McCain's inability to raise his arms is tasteless.
fail
Only good joke: His legs are short, he's perfect for legislating. The joke sucked, but I -almost- chuckled the way the guy presented it. -almost-. And sperm-off.
I answered too many times
This is like a horrible, unfunny version of Best Week Ever.
wow.
i will never get that 2 minutes and 37 seconds of my life back.
BUSH CHENEY '08!!!!!
i agree.
this sucked.
Also, my penis is only 4 inches long. Would Viagra help me?
This was most likely the least funny thing i have ever seen, these "comedians" need to be taken out behind the woodshed and beat with a garden hose till they promise to never tell another "joke" again
Wow, that was terrible. Are these people being paid?
Is this a comedy skit or did someone just tape people on the street being stupid? If these are professional comedians they should give it up.