When I watched this Steve Guttenberg viral video, I was surprised he didn't make a batteries not included reference (batteries not inpudding? battatouilles not included?). But I looked it up, and it turns out Steve Guttenberg was not in batteries not included, which is nuts because it's basically a Short Circuit vs. Cocoon. The point I'm trying to make is I have a made-up memory of Steve Guttenberg in batteries not included, so which of my other memories are fake? I may very well owe my cub scout master an apology.