
Patton Oswalt finds Jesus. [MySpace]
Funny, every time I poop it looks like I'm doing kung-fu. [BWE]
Until today, I thought Russell Brand was a Tracey Ullman character. [Videogum]
What's a 10-letter word for a possible Colbert Report guest? [No Fact Zone]
Funniest movies of the past 25 years. What about Wet Hot American Summer? And Million Dollar Baby? [EW]
Michael Phelps wins gold medal in hosting 34th season premiere of SNL. [Just Jared]
Here are those Seinfeldian stock picks you ordered. [Punchline]
Jay Johnston farting. [Street Carnage]