Fred Armisen wears so many hats. [Videogum]

Lisa Nova dramatizes McCain's asking Palin to join his ticket. [Wired]

Bob Hope's memorabilia auctioned off for charity. [Reuters]

Every internet celebrity ever is archived for the ages. [College Humor]

TV Weatherman being idiots make up half the internet. The other half is just cat-related humor. [College Humor]

Michael Phelps rates things on a scale of one to eight medals. [Funny or Die via Best Week Ever]

You know that Simpsons poster with every character? Now Futurama has one too. [Incredimazing]

The Internet will ruin the world forever and there's nothing you can do about it. [Cracked]

Alec Baldwin gives an incredibly candid interview. [New Yorker]

In case you were up at night wondering who Joan Rivers might vote for, now we know. [Herald Sun]

The new Rolling Stone issue declares this the new golden age of comedy. Here is a behind the scenes look at the cover shoot. [Rolling Stone]

Here is a segment of a David Letterman interview in that same issue. [Rolling Stone]

Comedian Doug Williams is interviewed about Martin Lawrence Presents: 1st Amendment Stand-up. [LAist]