I don't know about you, but I wish there could be major party presidential nominating conventions every day. There's just so much great fodder for comedy. Maybe we should just elect a new President every Saturday. No, I know, that's stupid. Elections are held on Tuesdays.
"George Bush doesn't care about George Bush's people." Who do I talk to about nominating Jason Jones for employee of the month?
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Judging by the comments below, it looks like this little sketch has upset a few conservatives….
Mission accomplished!
What a bunch of assholes! If you could go through a hurricane and see the depths to which people sink (oh, I think you have been there in another sense), you might not think your "comedy" so cute!
did the best effing news team cover the devastation of the protests that went on here?
like he said in another part 'I've never been in a city so nice, yet with so much tear gas residue".
I love the daily show!
Poor Americunts!
Gross and crude English accent. Ha-ha, what a Douche bag URbeingInvaded.
I love this show, until they replaced an AMERICAN with a MORON from the UK!
Ever since then I can't watch "The Daily Show" it makes me sick to hear the GROSS and crude English accent and the fact that another American has been replaced with a SCUMBAG from the UK!
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
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John Effing Stewart is a dousch and so is his peter touching buddy Barry Hussein.
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Canada.. we want to see these fucking videos!
the funniest show I've ever seen… good lord I laughed so hard!
They should arm all reporters with AK-47s (w/amor piercing rounds) to deal with those stupid overzealous cops there!
Jess
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