September 4, 2008 3:44 pm
Matt Tobey
Matt Tobey
I've thought it over, and Samantha Bee is the Daily Show correspondent I'd most like to have sex with. And no, it's not just because she's the only woman. Don't think me so crass and shallow. No, it's because she's so funny. I want to have sex with her comedy-vagina. Plus I have a thing for man-hands.
[Via Indecision 2008]
Previously: 4 Things You Don't Know About Jon Stewart
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